This story was created by Cl0vis15:
(Fade from title to a celebration party. Near by there is banner that reads: "CONGRATULATIONS MARIO BROS. DEFENDING THE MUSHROOM KINGDOM FOR FIVE YEARS!")
MARIO: You didnít have to throw us a party...
PRINCESS: (interrupting Mario) Mario, youíre so modest.
MARIO: You didnít let me finish my sentence, you didnít have to throw me a party without any pasta.
PRINCESS: (Rolls her eyes then hands Luigi two coins) Youíre right Luigi, you win the bet, Mario does only think of food.
LUIGI: Donít blame me, she thought youíd eventually outgrow over-indulgences.
(Mario growls something under his breath, as he does, Princess Toadstool lays a very big package down on the table.)
PRINCESS: Mario, stop saying things under your breath, me and Luigi also got you a present.
(Mario jumps out of his seat)
MARIO: Wo-hoo! A present! And itís for me!
(Toad groans at Marioís over-joyment)
TOAD: Iím only glad weíre the only ones to see this.
LUIGI: (In a whisper) Sometimes I think heís mentally 6.
(Mario hasnít heard a word of what everybody has been saying about him, during the whole exchange, heís been busy ripping paper off of the present)
MARIO: (Ripping off another piece of paper) How much paper is on this?
(Princess Toadstool looks over to Luigi, Luigi starts smiling.)
MARIO: HEY! THEREíS NO PRESENT HERE! IT WAS ALL WRAPPING PAPER!
(Luigi produces another wrapped package)
LUIGI: Sorry Mario, I could resist the chance.
(Mario shakes his head, then unwraps the real present)
MARIO: WOW! Itís a "Super Duper Handy Dandy Extra Nifty Spy Kit"!
LUIGI: (Smiling) I know youíve always wanted one, just donít get in trouble with it.
(Fade to scene of King Koopa pacing back and forth in front of the Koopalings.)
KOOPA: When was the last time we kidnapped Princess Toadstool?
KOOKY: Last week?
KOOPA: Correct! Sheís way over due for another kidnapping, and this time, I want the security to be top notch here. I donít want those Marios to just waltz in this time.
(Fade to black screen, on it are the words: TWO DAYS LATER. Then fade to a scene outside the castle.)
KOOKY: You two know the plan right?
HIP: Yes, we ring the door bell and run away...
HOP: while theyíre chasing us through town...
HIP: you kidnap the princess!
KOOKY: Good, places everyone.
(Fade to scene inside the castle, a guard is pacing back and forth in front of the Princessí room, when the doorbell goes off.)
PRINCESS: Could you get that for me?
GUARD: Of course I can.
(The guard walks down the Stairs to where the front door is, and opens it)
HIP: Hey mister loser...
HOP: you canít catch us!
(Hip and Hop turn and immediately begin to run away)
GUARD: Wanna bet?
(The Guard chases after the two koopalings, after he is out of site, kooky runs in. When he gets to the Princessí room, he pulls out a small box.)
KOOKY: (in a whisper) letís see if my voice alterer works.
(Kooky twists the nob till it points to Mario.)
KOOKY: (In the voice of Mario) Princess, come quick, I need your help, Luigiís about to kicked out of town.
(As Princess Toadstool leaves her room, Kooky throws a bag over her head, and drags her the whole way back to King Koopaís castle. Fade back to a scene of Princess Toadstoolís room.)
LUIGI: Weíve searched the entire place.
MARIO: (Shaking his head) This can mean only one thing.
LUIGI: (GASPS) You donít mean, it hasnít even been a week since the last time.
MARIO: You guessed, Toadstool been Princess-napped again.
(Fade to scene of a pipe just outside of Koopaís Castle, that leads into it.)
MARIO: (Grumbling) Theyíve beefed up security, we canít even just waltz in the front gate like we always do.
LUIGI: Hopefully, theyíre not smart enough to think of the plumbing system.
(Mario and Luigi jump into the pipe, five minutes later, they both jump back out. A piranha plant sticks itís head out the pipe)
PIRANHA: and stay out!
LUIGI: (Looks to Mario) Now what are we going to do?
MARIO: See that window up there?
MARIO: Weíre going to climb up to it.
LUIGI: Mario, have you taken your stupid pills today, the castle wall is straight up and down, how do you plan to accomplish that?
(Mario pulls out his spy kit)
MARIO: Using my "SUPER DUPER HANDY DANDY EXTRA NIFTY SPY KIT" of course.
(Mario reaches into the box and pulls out two sets of Gloves, he tosses Luigi a pair. The gloves have suction cups all over them)
LUIGI: (groaning as he puts the gloves on) I canít believe Iím putting my life in the hands of a toy spy kit worth only 50 gold coins.
(Fade to a scene of Mario and Luigi scaling the castle wall.)
LUIGI: If this works, I would like to reward the people who made that spy kit.
MARIO: No you donít!
LUIGI: Why not?
MARIO: I think itís made by the Apook Crop.
LUIGI: But thatís Koopaís company.
MARIO: Yep, heís going to be mad when he finds out how we got in.
(Mario and Luigi reach the window and go in, they find themselves in a room with a giant tub of Lava seperating the room in half, on the other end of the room, is Princess Toadstool.)
MARIO AND LUIGI: PRINCESS!
PRINCESS: I KNEW YOUíD GET HERE TO SAVE ME!
(Mario reaches in the spy kit, and pulls out a gun with a plunger in the barrel, he points it to ceiling, and fires. The plunger shoots from the gun, trailing rope behind it, and sticks to the ceiling.)
LUIGI: Good thinking Mario, we can now swing across!
(Mario and Luigi grab the rope and swing over to Princess Toadstool. Mario pulls a mini Pirahna Plant from the kit, and uses is to eat threw the Princessí ropes.)
MARIO: Letís go!
(At that moment Koopa walks in, and pulls the plunger of the wall.)
KOOPA: Not so fast plunger for a brain, now youíre all trapped!
LUIGI: Can the kit help us get out of this one?
MARIO: I donít know.
(Mario reaches into and pulls out an instant warp-door vile. Upon seeing this, Koopaís gets real mad)
KOOPA: (Shouting) wait a second, isnít that the Spy Kit I made.
MARIO: It is!
(Mario throws to flask against the wall, a door opens appears, and they all run out of it to safety. Meanwhile Koopa who watched the whole thing is pounding his head against the wall.)
KOOPA: Why did I ever make that stupid spy kit, there was a thousand other cheap things I couldíve made to get money to fund my campaign against the Marios.
(fade back to a scene of Princessís room)
PRINCESS: lookís like one of Koopaís own products did him in.
LUIGI: Yeah, that thing must have everything in it a person could ask for!
(Mario shakes his head)
LUIGI: It doesnít?
MARIO: (frowning) I still havenít found a pizza in it yet.
(Everyone starts laughing, the scene fades out.)
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