A Mario story

This story was created by Cl0vis15:

"Mission: Implausible"

(Fade from title to a celebration party. Near by there is banner that reads: "CONGRATULATIONS MARIO BROS. DEFENDING THE MUSHROOM KINGDOM FOR FIVE YEARS!")

MARIO: You didnít have to throw us a party...

PRINCESS: (interrupting Mario) Mario, youíre so modest.

MARIO: You didnít let me finish my sentence, you didnít have to throw me a party without any pasta.

PRINCESS: (Rolls her eyes then hands Luigi two coins) Youíre right Luigi, you win the bet, Mario does only think of food.

MARIO: LUIGI!

LUIGI: Donít blame me, she thought youíd eventually outgrow over-indulgences.

(Mario growls something under his breath, as he does, Princess Toadstool lays a very big package down on the table.)

PRINCESS: Mario, stop saying things under your breath, me and Luigi also got you a present.

(Mario jumps out of his seat)

MARIO: Wo-hoo! A present! And itís for me!

(Toad groans at Marioís over-joyment)

TOAD: Iím only glad weíre the only ones to see this.

(Luigi nods)

LUIGI: (In a whisper) Sometimes I think heís mentally 6.

(Mario hasnít heard a word of what everybody has been saying about him, during the whole exchange, heís been busy ripping paper off of the present)

MARIO: (Ripping off another piece of paper) How much paper is on this?

(Princess Toadstool looks over to Luigi, Luigi starts smiling.)

MARIO: HEY! THEREíS NO PRESENT HERE! IT WAS ALL WRAPPING PAPER!

(Luigi produces another wrapped package)

LUIGI: Sorry Mario, I could resist the chance.

(Mario shakes his head, then unwraps the real present)

MARIO: WOW! Itís a "Super Duper Handy Dandy Extra Nifty Spy Kit"!

LUIGI: (Smiling) I know youíve always wanted one, just donít get in trouble with it.

(Fade to scene of King Koopa pacing back and forth in front of the Koopalings.)

KOOPA: When was the last time we kidnapped Princess Toadstool?

KOOKY: Last week?

KOOPA: Correct! Sheís way over due for another kidnapping, and this time, I want the security to be top notch here. I donít want those Marios to just waltz in this time.

(Fade to black screen, on it are the words: TWO DAYS LATER. Then fade to a scene outside the castle.)

KOOKY: You two know the plan right?

HIP: Yes, we ring the door bell and run away...

HOP: while theyíre chasing us through town...

HIP: you kidnap the princess!

KOOKY: Good, places everyone.

(Fade to scene inside the castle, a guard is pacing back and forth in front of the Princessí room, when the doorbell goes off.)

PRINCESS: Could you get that for me?

GUARD: Of course I can.

(The guard walks down the Stairs to where the front door is, and opens it)

HIP: Hey mister loser...

HOP: you canít catch us!

(Hip and Hop turn and immediately begin to run away)

GUARD: Wanna bet?

(The Guard chases after the two koopalings, after he is out of site, kooky runs in. When he gets to the Princessí room, he pulls out a small box.)

KOOKY: (in a whisper) letís see if my voice alterer works.

(Kooky twists the nob till it points to Mario.)

KOOKY: (In the voice of Mario) Princess, come quick, I need your help, Luigiís about to kicked out of town.

PRINCESS: What?!

(As Princess Toadstool leaves her room, Kooky throws a bag over her head, and drags her the whole way back to King Koopaís castle. Fade back to a scene of Princess Toadstoolís room.)

LUIGI: Weíve searched the entire place.

MARIO: (Shaking his head) This can mean only one thing.

LUIGI: (GASPS) You donít mean, it hasnít even been a week since the last time.

MARIO: You guessed, Toadstool been Princess-napped again.

(Fade to scene of a pipe just outside of Koopaís Castle, that leads into it.)

MARIO: (Grumbling) Theyíve beefed up security, we canít even just waltz in the front gate like we always do.

LUIGI: Hopefully, theyíre not smart enough to think of the plumbing system.

(Mario and Luigi jump into the pipe, five minutes later, they both jump back out. A piranha plant sticks itís head out the pipe)

PIRANHA: and stay out!

LUIGI: (Looks to Mario) Now what are we going to do?

MARIO: See that window up there?

LUIGI: Yeah.

MARIO: Weíre going to climb up to it.

LUIGI: Mario, have you taken your stupid pills today, the castle wall is straight up and down, how do you plan to accomplish that?

(Mario pulls out his spy kit)

MARIO: Using my "SUPER DUPER HANDY DANDY EXTRA NIFTY SPY KIT" of course.

(Mario reaches into the box and pulls out two sets of Gloves, he tosses Luigi a pair. The gloves have suction cups all over them)

LUIGI: (groaning as he puts the gloves on) I canít believe Iím putting my life in the hands of a toy spy kit worth only 50 gold coins.

(Fade to a scene of Mario and Luigi scaling the castle wall.)

LUIGI: If this works, I would like to reward the people who made that spy kit.

MARIO: No you donít!

LUIGI: Why not?

MARIO: I think itís made by the Apook Crop.

LUIGI: But thatís Koopaís company.

MARIO: Yep, heís going to be mad when he finds out how we got in.

(Mario and Luigi reach the window and go in, they find themselves in a room with a giant tub of Lava seperating the room in half, on the other end of the room, is Princess Toadstool.)

MARIO AND LUIGI: PRINCESS!

PRINCESS: I KNEW YOUíD GET HERE TO SAVE ME!

(Mario reaches in the spy kit, and pulls out a gun with a plunger in the barrel, he points it to ceiling, and fires. The plunger shoots from the gun, trailing rope behind it, and sticks to the ceiling.)

LUIGI: Good thinking Mario, we can now swing across!

(Mario and Luigi grab the rope and swing over to Princess Toadstool. Mario pulls a mini Pirahna Plant from the kit, and uses is to eat threw the Princessí ropes.)

MARIO: Letís go!

(At that moment Koopa walks in, and pulls the plunger of the wall.)

KOOPA: Not so fast plunger for a brain, now youíre all trapped!

LUIGI: Can the kit help us get out of this one?

MARIO: I donít know.

(Mario reaches into and pulls out an instant warp-door vile. Upon seeing this, Koopaís gets real mad)

KOOPA: (Shouting) wait a second, isnít that the Spy Kit I made.

MARIO: It is!

(Mario throws to flask against the wall, a door opens appears, and they all run out of it to safety. Meanwhile Koopa who watched the whole thing is pounding his head against the wall.)

KOOPA: Why did I ever make that stupid spy kit, there was a thousand other cheap things I couldíve made to get money to fund my campaign against the Marios.

(fade back to a scene of Princessís room)

PRINCESS: lookís like one of Koopaís own products did him in.

LUIGI: Yeah, that thing must have everything in it a person could ask for!

(Mario shakes his head)

LUIGI: It doesnít?

MARIO: (frowning) I still havenít found a pizza in it yet.

(Everyone starts laughing, the scene fades out.)

THE END.

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